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Portmanteau

Our dear Humpty Dumpty seems to be a connoisseur of this, so research about it here - Portmanteau - and then come up with at least ten words of your own design. Wow us!

brillish: brilliant and accomplished—amazingly well done
clamtter: clumsy and clatter—the sound that happens in the middle of an important moment when everyone is serious and that one person makes a sound (like dropping a pen or falling off their chair) that draws every eye to them and they are left in fiendlicious embarrassment.
despony: despair and agony—when a knitter loses thirty stitches off the end of a needle, this is what is felt.
expaction: packing and exhaustion—the tiredness that is felt while packing or unpacking a house to move.
fiendlicious: fiend and delicious—something that makes a person happy through someone else's misfortune
flappter: flutter and flap—what a bat does as it flies in the night.
ticklstreemish: ticklish and extreme: the quality, mostly possessed by young children, of being extremely ticklish.
joysome: joyful and awesome—an adjective describing something both happy and amazing enough to be unbelievable
tyrangantic: tyrannosaurus and gigantic—terrifyingly large
vernom: vermin and venom—what you get when you cross a snake with a rat, fuzzy yet poisonous.