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Muzzy's Inherit the Wind



Spencer Tracy wipes the sweat from his face.
"And Cain went out into the land of Nod and found his wife."
Spencer smiles, "Where did Misses Cain come from?"

Muzzy sips his Sasparilla, "She was his sister."

Spencer looks confused, "That's not in the Bible."
Muzzy takes another sip, "It is in the Talmud Book of Jubilee."
Muzzy makes a bubbly noise with his straw.
"The Christian Council of Nicien excluded the Book of Jubilee.
The Bishops did not like the Book of Enoch, because it said the messiah
is a man not a God."

Spencer Tracy, "How long was the first day?
The Sun was created on the second day.
How could you measure the first day?"

Muzzy pops a new Sasparilla.
"The Talmud uses the same Hebrew word for a day: Yom
to describe the first day."

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