The Art of Psycho Therapy...

President Trump versus Muzzy

TRANSCRIPT FROM 10/1/2020 DEBATE

Chris Wallace~

"Hello. I'm Chris Wallace.
My dad was Mike Wallace from Sixty Minutes.
I'll be moderating the debate between ..
President Donald Trump and Muzzy."

"Mr. President, why have you agreed to this debate?"

President Donald Trump~

"I enjoy reading Muzzy's website.
He's a funny guy with some interesting insights.
And I like to stay current with popular trends."

Chris Wallace~

"I must admit, Muzzy, I've never heard of you.
Can you give us a little background on your work?"

Muzzy~

"I like to write on WRITING.COM.
It gives me an opportunity to voice my opinions and stories.
My dad was an English teacher and he worked for the post office.
I am presently working in retail and fastfood."

Chris Walace~

"Okay. Muzzy, you have called the President an orange orangutang
with no management skills. ..
Isn't that a cheap shot?"

Muzzy~

"Well, I am a policital satirist."

President Donald Trump~

"A pudgy bald saririst."

Muzzy~

"It takes one to know one."

Chris Wallace~

"Let's talk about issues.
Muzzy, you think free healthcare should be a right
for every American.
How do you pay for it?"

Muzzy~

"How do we pay for a 700 billion million dollar military budget?"

President Donald Trump~

"The military budget creates jobs in every state of the union.
It is a moneymaker.
Entitlement programs only drain money."

Chris Wallace~

"Are you saying that the poor, who can't afford healthcare
are not entitled to healthcare?"

President Donald Trump~

"It is what is."

Muzzy~

"So the poor should die and decrease the surplus population?"

President Donald Trump~

"If you can not take care of yourself, then someone will.
If I am reelected, I will restore law and order and clean up the streets.
Managing nonproductive citizens should be done within a budget.
There is only so much money we can print."

Muzzy~

"Are you talking eugenics?"

President Donald Trump~

"Every insurance company has a 'Death Panel.'
They decide which clients will receive payment for medical care.
They make that decision on what is financially practical."

Muzzy~

"You owe the IRS 400 million dollars.
Are you a security risk?
How can we be certain you can't be bribed?
What are you doing with our tax money?"

President Donald Trump~

"My property assets are worth more than that.
I have been under constant investigation, since my inauguration.
If there were any evidence of bribery, the congress would impeach me.
Muzzy, you gotta think about the budget and China's unfair trade practices."

Muzzy~

"We need free good healthcare in a pandemic.
How will the economy function without it?
How can the schools open?"


Chris Wallace~

"Well, that concludes this debate..
Muzzy, I see you waving your hand."

Muzzy~

"I really, thought your dad was great."


Chris Wallace~

"Thanks. So do I."


President Donald Trump~

"I liked the spot he did on fake news."

Chris Wallace~

"I don't remember that."




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