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Convincing the South American turkey

(the turkey's dialogues are written in attempted south american accent so please consider enunciating to understand it's dialogues)


"Well, so all I need to do now is cook this turkey."

"Thas mean. How'd ya feyal if aah said the same 'bout ya? 'Weyal, it's time ta cook Chef Mo'gan!'"

"Sorry, buddy. What can I do? Cooking you helps me earn bread for my family."

"Wahh dun't ya cook breead? It ain't gon a feel a thin'! Me, though, it hurts!"

"You see, dear turkey, you're so much more valuable than that lame old bread. No one pays as much for bread as they do for you! Especially during this time of the year! You're far more superior."

"Don't mean it ain't gon hurt me."

"But you need to stop being selfish and think about the greater good you're doing. Everyone loves your kind. You make Thanksgiving complete. Gratitude wouldn't exist in this world had it not been for your generous sacrifice. People would never say thank you."

"Thas a sacrifaas we ain't asking to make. Buh when ya puh ith like the'yat..."

"Besides, what better do you have to do with your life anyway?"

"Aye, how dare ya! We couh ru'yal the world if we wanted to."

"Really? Why haven't you done it then? We won't stop you."

"Hmmm, 'cause we cayant. All I know is I'd destroy tha Trump boy."


"Promise to make ith quick and payainless?"

"Promise."

"Chop away, mah man! For thah greatha go- aaahhhhhhh!"

"You sure were a chatty one."

Written for "The Dialogue 500" , November 2020
Prompt: Talking turkey
WC:253