In the beginning all was empty and void. |
"Hmm. I like the void. Wait a minute. Who am I? Hello! There's nobody here. I'm lonely." Suddenly, there is a burst of energy and the void is filled with stars. "I like that. It's bright. The void was lonely. Hello! Oh? Just me." In a cosmic swirl: galaxies appear and solar systems and new life. "This is fun. I wonder what these creatures think about me. Hello!" Incredibly, some life forms begin to search for their creator. But, in the process they become distracted by all the gadgets they've built. And the search for God is delayed. "Hey! Doesn't anyone care about me? Stop for a minute and say hello... Well, they're not very nice." Terrible tribulation befall the new races. They redouble their efforts to make more gadgets. And completely ignore God. "Hmf. Maybe, I should start over. Nobody wants to talk to me. I'm lonely.... I just had a great idea! I'll make Angels, who know me. And send them to say hello. Then, we can all chat." Incredibly, all of God's Angels are rejected by the new races. They do not believe the Angels are real. And besides there too busy making gadgets. "Oh! That is just rude! I am not a figment of their imagination! I going to punish them." Massive earth quakes and plagues and other natural disasters befall these very stubborn new races. The Angels explain to them why this is happening and they should say hello to God if they want to live. Finally, the new races say hello to God. And God makes a Paradise for them. God likes to talk about everything. And the new races learned how to be happy without gadgets. =+= |