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Rated: 18+ · Book · Dark · #2223920
The Igloo of Madness. Come for the Crazy, Stay for the Fun!
Welcome to my world, prepare to be entertained. Take off your shoes and plan to stay awhile, especially if you like crazy because crazy is my specialty. I live in an igloo by the ocean, and by igloo by the ocean I mean I'm full of shit and live in a four-bedroom house in which I spend most my time in the basement rec room which doubles as my bedroom in suburbia smack right in the middle of Canada. Single father to six amazing and evil genius kids who are the bane of my existence but I love them more than anything in the world. Two pet cats and a partridge in a pear tree, oh wait wrong song. Writer, Artist, Lover and all kinds of "Special" wrapped up in a tin foil ball waiting for someone to see the true crazy! Won't you come in and stay a while?
Hulk Smash!
January 14, 2022 at 1:58pm
Man, I wish I could go outside for a smoke right now or have one. I've had 2 or 3 in months now, and I'm just so stressed it's actually almost tempting to risk the pain of that plastic thing called a leg and go outside, except I'm pretty sure my smokes are stale as hell considering they were bought in October. Fuck I want my leg to grow back. After they finally cure some of those deadly diseases out there, they should work on making body parts grow back? Then who knows immortalit... [Read more]


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