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Rated: 18+ · Book · Dark · #2223920
The Igloo of Madness. Come for the Crazy, Stay for the Fun!
Welcome to my world, prepare to be entertained. Take off your shoes and plan to stay awhile, especially if you like crazy because crazy is my specialty. I live in an igloo by the ocean, and by igloo by the ocean I mean I'm full of shit and live in a four-bedroom house in which I spend most my time in the basement rec room which doubles as my bedroom in suburbia smack right in the middle of Canada. Single father to six amazing and evil genius kids who are the bane of my existence but I love them more than anything in the world. Two pet cats and a partridge in a pear tree, oh wait wrong song. Writer, Artist, Lover and all kinds of "Special" wrapped up in a tin foil ball waiting for someone to see the true crazy! Won't you come in and stay a while?
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
January 24, 2022 at 9:26pm
Today first off, we got a lesson of the day! When the dog wakes you up at 7:30 am, and you get a major bad cramp in your calve, don't forget you got only one leg and try to jump up to walk it off! To the floor, I went like a fish, flopping around. LOL. Then for added amusement, I spent the next five minutes trying to stretch out my leg and ease the pain from the still raging cramp in it before finally hauling my ass back into bed to get in my wheelchair because I really had to pee at that po... [Read more]


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