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#1025610

January 29, 2022 at 5:14pm

I never thought I would say this... Today I am embarrassed to be a Canadian. I'm watching news streams of what is happening in our nation's capital today. In our local provinces. The level of stupidity is off the fucking charts. I'm at a loss for words. I'm ashamed at this all. People with their kids in the cold want another January 6th. People, People with signs, protesting stupid things. They want to risk everyone's safety. That's about it. It's just a fuckin... [Read more]

#1025524

January 28, 2022 at 12:10am

I'd like to start off with the kid or kids who ate all the chocolate doughnut holes. Oh yes, revenge will come very soon. Two things you don't mess with, 1) My coffee. 2) My damn Timbits! lol And with that, Okay, let us get on with the show! LOL. Or should I say shit show that is my life? My sister-in-law is currently cooking dinner, well, roasting a very tiny chicken. I don't know how it is going to feed everyone. Ironically she got the idea to make the damn chicken afte... [Read more]

#1025410

January 26, 2022 at 9:06am

This day started out good. I can sort of smell my coffee this morning, it is very muted, but the smell is there a little. Then stupid me went and checked my email on here expecting another entry for my contest I run, but I got a surprise. I'm not going to name and shame the person, but this person decided to low fucking rate my contest 2 and a half stars! The review didn't make sense, and they submitted it to good deeds to get cash. I'm not going to respond to the person right now be... [Read more]

#1025318

January 24, 2022 at 9:26pm

Today first off, we got a lesson of the day! When the dog wakes you up at 7:30 am, and you get a major bad cramp in your calve, don't forget you got only one leg and try to jump up to walk it off! To the floor, I went like a fish, flopping around. LOL. Then for added amusement, I spent the next five minutes trying to stretch out my leg and ease the pain from the still raging cramp in it before finally hauling my ass back into bed to get in my wheelchair because I really had to pee at that po... [Read more]

#1025117

January 21, 2022 at 9:23am

When you can take a long 15-second whiff of a horseradish called nasal napalm and not puke... You know you have got no sense of smell. I really should have bet my brother money on that. He didn't believe me; I couldn't smell anything at all. I tried so many things yesterday, all his hot sauces, hot mustard, garlic, all nothing. Now with that said. Good morning to the very few people who read this. Not that I write for views or anything. I write because I can be the insane person I wa... [Read more]

#1025020

January 19, 2022 at 10:13am

Okay, so on the second cup of coffee, I might be sane enough to type this now. I took a couple of days off from writing a blog, but not to break my trying to write everyday rule, I have been working on a story, so I kept that up. Plus, I did school work, so there is a lot of writing there. LOL. We got nailed over the last two days with a lot of snow. The bonus to being in a wheelchair is that I don't get to shovel it anymore. My brother bought a snowblower, though, so I miss out on the f... [Read more]

#1024715

January 15, 2022 at 8:20am

Well, I been up around half an hour now and enjoying the peace and quiet of being the only one up. I know it won't last long, but I'm going to enjoy it while I can. So far this morning, I am feeling okay, not really coughing, just tired, and a little bit of a toothache I had since yesterday afternoon. Honestly, today would be one of those days I probably would have slept in if not for someone locking Captain Attention Whore, aka my cat Jasper in my room this morning. He is relentless whe... [Read more]

#1024677

January 14, 2022 at 1:58pm

Man, I wish I could go outside for a smoke right now or have one. I've had 2 or 3 in months now, and I'm just so stressed it's actually almost tempting to risk the pain of that plastic thing called a leg and go outside, except I'm pretty sure my smokes are stale as hell considering they were bought in October. Fuck I want my leg to grow back. After they finally cure some of those deadly diseases out there, they should work on making body parts grow back? Then who knows immortalit... [Read more]

#1024582

January 12, 2022 at 11:34pm

I kept telling myself I would blog all day, but now it's just after 10:00pm, and I feel old because I am tired. That might be because I'm being forced to sit in the dark. After all, people are sleeping here already. By people, I mean my mom, who sleeps on the couch because we just have way too many people living here and fuck do I ever need to find a place we can afford so I can take my crazy little brood and move somewhere I can have peace and quiet. At this rate, I might go crazy prett... [Read more]

#1024507

January 11, 2022 at 2:00pm

I wasn't going to write this early in the day today. I figured I would honestly have nothing to say until early evening. Lol Life said bring it on, though, and stopped my plans for the day again. Woke up with the earache from hell this morning. Had my two cups of blueberry coffee and ate breakfast. All normal. Wanted to get some time in World of Warcraft, but that went downhill because my ear just wouldn't me be. Then just to add fun to the day my brother came home from his better rapid ... [Read more]

#1024478

January 10, 2022 at 11:39pm

Do breaking resolutions count if you are too sick to write? Yesterday that was me, unfortunately so was the day before. Maybe I just needed to catch up on sleep or something because I was out like a light 80% of the time. The other 20% I had migraine level headaches or felt like I would throw up. Though the mystery might be solved, and my ear infection might be on its way back or have migrated further into my ear because it is hurting like a bitch, I'm feeling dizzy, and this nausea is just ... [Read more]

#1024332

January 7, 2022 at 11:46pm

So trying something new here this blog entry. I've never really done one of these pop-up challenges before, but tag me in anything and give it a full shot because I'm always up for anything. So when popped up with her challenge post I had to jump at it, especially when I saw the topic of Taboo! My heart leapt in my chest, and it was off to the races I went. I've never been one to shy away from any topic in my writing, even back in the earliest days on my first account (which I... [Read more]

#1024307

January 7, 2022 at 8:59am

Mornings are for coffee, and apparently, I am getting bitched at by my mom. Ah, the joys of life. I'm thinking now is not the time to show her I found new nice tablets for us that she has been looking for, Lol. She is getting a nice big bone-in ham ready to cook she bought. Oh no, my sister-in-law and her kids don't like ham, oh what shall we do? *laughs* As you can tell, that is me being sarcastic. My coffee cup is almost empty. It needs a refill, but I don't want to go near the ... [Read more]

#1024264

January 6, 2022 at 9:16am

(I started this blog yesterday, but I got sick. So I went to bed. ) Well, another day of trying to write every day. My day has been very unproductive once again. I somehow woke up to my fat-ass orange cat in my room at 5:00 am and aggressively wanted cuddles and attention. That was it for my sleep. He laid with me till 7:30 till my bladder wanted to burst from his heavy ass pressing on it, so I had to disturb him, which meant it was time for my addiction to Maud's Blueberry Coffee. I'm n... [Read more]

#1024198

January 5, 2022 at 1:41am

Okay, I'm writing again in my blog, keeping up with my trying to write something new daily thing. I'm feeling a lot better today. Just still a mild sore throat, coughing the very odd time, stiff, nothing a cough drop, some Buckleys and a few Tylenol doesn't fix. The real issue is the bone on the side of the foot is broken again. It fucking hurts like a bitch. That bone infection I battled for over a year and a half left the bone very brittle, but it is nothing I can't deal with. ... [Read more]

#1024082

January 3, 2022 at 10:04am

So keeping with this whole writing more thing, I will do another blog entry. So I am going to do some more. 1) Some Trump-like figure tells the world's sheep to drink a chemical that will cure Covid. Those who don't die take on a blue glow for life. 2) Scientology will finally be labelled a cult officially and driven underground. All so-called churchgoers will be arrested. Those not arrested will become a terrorist group trying to overthrow the government. 3) It will finally be... [Read more]