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Rated: 18+ · Book · Dark · #2223920
The Igloo of Madness. Come for the Crazy, Stay for the Fun!
Welcome to my world, prepare to be entertained. Take off your shoes and plan to stay awhile, especially if you like crazy because crazy is my specialty. I live in an igloo by the ocean, and by igloo by the ocean I mean I'm full of shit and live in a four-bedroom house in which I spend most my time in the basement rec room which doubles as my bedroom in suburbia smack right in the middle of Canada. Single father to six amazing and evil genius kids who are the bane of my existence but I love them more than anything in the world. Two pet cats and a partridge in a pear tree, oh wait wrong song. Writer, Artist, Lover and all kinds of "Special" wrapped up in a tin foil ball waiting for someone to see the true crazy! Won't you come in and stay a while?
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings
July 18, 2020 at 5:17pm
Oh man I'm going to try to write this without passing out at my desk which right now might be a major feat because I think I slept the last hour at my desk. Lol. And... I already just zoned out twice but now I got up and got a fresh can of diet Pepsi. Maybe if I drink a couple of these I'll be fine and wake up some. If not I do have a few packs of G Fuel kicking around. G Fuel is a marketed gaming energy drink with electrolytes, vitamins and a shit load of caffeine. I've just been i... [Read more]


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