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| Great quotes from the history of dictatorship: Power comes from the barrel of a gun Might makes right One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic The end justifies the means A lie told often enough becomes the truth Divide and conquer Make America Great Again I never thought that I'd feel ashamed to be an American. But here we are. America is a joke and MAGA is the punchline. Our president just posted a video that puts him on a level with chimps who throw their own feces. He thinks it's clever to show himself as a king shitting on his subjects. And the speaker of the house demands that this demented clown be recognized as a de facto king. The speaker considers anyone who doesn't like their shit shower to be a traitor to the realm. But it's not surprising that our porcine emperor holds his subjects in such contempt. The supreme court has granted the deranged sociopath absolute immunity from any and all crimes. Yes, America has become a joke and MAGA is the punchline. The attorney general aids and abets the selling of presidential pardons. And her 'justice' department ignores a criminal who accepted a bribe from undercover FBI agents in order to focus on indicting the president's personal enemies. It's hilarious to see the list of indictments line up perfectly with the bullet points on the president's vision board. Indictment for lying to congress? Yep, the president does that pretty much every day. Mortgage fraud? Yep, the president built his personal fortune on mortgage fraud. Mishandling top secret documents? Yep, that's also on his list of accomplishments. Any bets that sex crimes will be next? America is a joke and MAGA is the punchline. The head of homeland 'security' kills small animals and poses online with assault weapons. She has grandiose fantasies about 'taking out' millions of Americans. She should be on a serial killer watchlist. Her ICE agents detain and deport people who merely look suspicious. And the corrupt supreme court has ruled that these gestapo-like officers can operate without oversight and without due process. These are just a few 'high points' from the current administration. It's no wonder that Americans in general are objects of scorn and derision around the world. And that scorn is richly deserved. The irony of woke is that the wrong people have woken up. And they've woken to the wrong things. MAGA voters look to their criminal-in-chief and realize that there is no divine retribution, let alone rule of law. He inspires them to be the worst version of themselves. So, they see now that smart guys game the system, that sacrifice is for suckers and hard work is for losers. They know for a fact that crime does pay as long as you do it 'right'. Those who once called themselves a moral majority have traded 'love thy neighbor' for 'me first'. People who believe they live in the bible belt have traded 'turn the other cheek' for 'hit back harder'. The MAGA faithful have turned away from God to worship an orange idol. They proudly accept labels like base and deplorable. And who can blame them? Insurrection 2.0 has already succeeded. Democracy is dead. We'll move 'forward' with martial law instead of elections. Because "it doesn't matter, we won" and winning is an end in itself. During the cold war, Moscow was propped up by exploiting the poor. It was a literal showcase for Soviet prosperity. That prosperity for the few depended on cruel poverty for hundreds of millions. And for decades, American prosperity has been propped up by exploiting people in other countries. In the last 25 years, America's national debt has grown from $6 trillion to $36 trillion. Which means that our lifestyle is heavily dependent on spending other people's money. But the newly woke understand that this is their birthright, that exploiting Asian workers for American profit is simply God's will. The white supremacists of MAGA deserve no less because they are not their brother's keeper. So, now America is waging a trade war to extort even more tribute from those lesser nations whose destiny is to live in poverty for the benefit of an American elite. The woke joke might be funny if it weren't so ugly. America's greatest generation defeated fascism. MAGA is bringing it back. The current administration not only defends fascist dictators but seeks to emulate them. With absolute immunity comes total corruption. Our so-called president casually orders the murder of people in small boats to demonstrate that no one is safe from his royal wrath. And his self-proclaimed secretary of war eagerly complies. There is no provocation, no due process, and no doubt under the law. These deaths are political murder. Stalin said, "Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem." Our would-be king has shown that he agrees. America is a joke and MAGA is the punchline, but no one should be laughing. |
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