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Feb 10, 2005 at 9:20am
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Smile!
I saw this and just had to share it. Sometimes, when you're in pain, getting to laugh or smile can help it feel better for a while.
I just love the second one!

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Hope it brings you a smile!
Starr*


I have never known any distress
that an hour's reading did not relieve.

- Montesquieu

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Smile! · 02-10-05 9:20am
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