Your Pet Did What???Tell Me, Tell Me!!

evil humans, what have you done to my pride
i'd rather range, dog fight,
chase mice with all my might
live life wandering outside
now i am bound to do my duty in a box
filled with fake gravely rocks
i get scolded for jumping on the table
by you who thinks puss and boots is but a fable
a dried up can of blah to eat
even a skinny field mouse is made of meat
not being able to run and hunt is alot to bear
you shoo and yell when i claw your reading chair
why do i yowl around the door
i must do something; bored to the core
i am not just some bad boy kitty
let me run before i drown in self-pitty

Livewire Lou coming to you from the corner of the map; here there be dragon's too...