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Hilarious.
You've made my day Wist (Though ruined an elfs by the look of things), thankyou.

Glad to see your causing plenty of chaos out in WDC, too.

Might I suggest you further secure this place with tiger pits and machine gun nests? Just to show those elves that you really mean bussiness?

Tell you what. I'll supply the tigers.

*Opens magic laptop*

It's....FILE/FUNCTION/Lifeform_generator/Female_White_Tiger*2.

*Two very large and also very hungry white tigers appear with a flash of light. They eye Thought with interest, licking their chops.

Thought very wisely chooses to head for the hills, with one of the tigers in hot pursuit.

The second tiger, in a decidely bad move, chooses to inspect one of the older and grumpier dragon muses, resulting in an extremely well done roast feline for the dragons supper.

---Thought---

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