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My crazy Karn!

(Wist takes off her Coding visor and wipes the blood off of it so that maybe she can see through it again.)

Could you at least TRY to be careful to not flood my Library and my Dragon Believer's War Sanctum with body parts next time?

Good grief...

My Nemesis at least makes use of all that blood, leaving only a few stains on my grey carpet. But you!?

(Wist looks down at her once tan, now RED slippers.)

(WAIL! ) Oh, now I'm MAD! I HATE WEARING RED! You ruined my FAVORITE slippers! ERRGGHHH!!!!

(Wist grabs her fly swatter and darts after Blue Eyes!)

I'll teach you how to War without ruining my slippers yet! Get back here you...!

(Wist catches Karn and ties him up with rope, using the fly swatter as a threat should he try to move and escape.)

There. (Wist brushes the rope bits off of her hands.)

(Wist then grabs Karn by the rope on his back and drags him over to the main SFWG Gate, which looks like hell from all the attacks it has been getting. Then she sets Karn, all tied up, right in the middle of the entrance way.)

You breathe an inch from that spot in the next little while and I'm trading my fly swatter for a firing squad. This is a friendly WAR you berserker, were not after a plagerist banshee or anything!

*grumble*

*My fav slippers! Sob! Sob!* (WAIL!)

 
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