Wizzo may be the least helpful person on Earth, but he takes questions anyway. (Comedy.) |
Response: Well, I would first like to state my personal opinion on steroids: They're not too cool. I hate steroids because they give you muscles you shouldn't really have. Kind of like how I hate boob-jobs, as they give you boobs you should really... Wait, what the hell am I saying? Anyway, to answer your question, I went to the wisdom of Jerry Seinfeld's old TV show, to a conversation he had with Jason Alexander's character, George Costanza. It went something like this: Jerry: "Do you suppose Superman had a super-sense of humor?" George: "I never heard him say anything particularly funny." Jerry: "Well, he's got super-strength, super-speed, why not super-humor?" George: "I don't know. But he ain't funny." What we can gather from this, keeping in mind that George is an idiot, is that Superman did, in fact, have super-humor. Now, if we simply replace Superman with you, and replace the sun's yellow rays (where Superman gets his powers) with steroids, we can obviously see that steroids will, in fact, make you a better writer. So go on! Pop those pills, my friend! Pop and be merry! |