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Response:

Well, this has obviously been a topic of discussion for quite some time now. There have been many theories... The chicken simply wanted to get to the other side, or the chicken was running from Colonel Sanders, or even that the chicken was carbon-bonded to the robot.

Unfortunately, all of those theories are wrong.

The fact of the matter is, quite simply, chickens are idiots (you can read more about that if you view thread number seven on this board). They have no idea what they're doing at any one time. I mean, I was once watching a cartoon, and this chicken ate a metal washer (The little round thing you put between a screw and a nut, not the thing you use to wash your clothes. Though I wouldn't put it past the idiot chicken.), thinking it was food. Then, of course, the cartoon fox held up a giant magnet and easily stole the chicken. (If you're worried, don't be. Foghorn Leghorn punched the fox in the head, and everything was fine.)

So, now that we've established that chickens have no clue what they're doing, and are probably unaware of whether they're crossing the road or not, we must address the problem of getting your chicken across the road.

My suggestion would be simply to punt him across. Y'know, football style. Think Charlie Brown, but make sure there aren't any Lucys around, or you may end up flat on your back in the middle of the road. And that won't end well, trust me.

But, if you want to have a little more fun with it, you could go more high-tech. You could always load the chicken into a slingshot, or catapault... But if your goal is to have fun, I'd suggest rocket boosters. Just duct-tape (Or would this be "chicken-tape"?) a rocket booster or two (you can get them from the ACME corporation, or so I'm told) to the chicken's rear, and she'll be across that road in no time.

Be careful not to attach too many boosters, or you'll have a horrible mess on your hands. Chicken everywhere. (Not that it wouldn't be entertaining.)