Crack Ups

A lady sadly came home one day to find her dog dead. In denial, she took her beloved companion to the vet. The vet came out, gave the dog a quick glance and stated bluntly,
"I'm sorry, your dog is dead."

"Ohh Please, will you please run some test to make sure?" she asked pleadingly, clutching the animals’ corpse.

The vet sighed.

"If that’s what you want." He replied, completely un-moved.

He took the dog in the make, laid it on the floor, and walked over to a cage which contained a cat and freed it. The cat walked around the dog a few times, sniffed it once, but unsuprisingly, the dog didn’t move.

The vet returned to the dogs owner and stated,

"Im sorry, but your dog is truly dead."

After a few moments of silence ensued the vet perked up and stated,

"That will be $250!"

"FOR WHAT" she screamed.

"Well, $50 for the check-up and $200 for the cat scan!"