18+ General Discussion Forum

Here's one, and I don't care who it offends....


The Pope was meeting with the Queen of England. The Queen remarked to the Pope that she was so beloved by her people, that by simply waving at them, she could make them all stop and cheer. To prove it, she walked onto the balcony, with the Pope close behind her, and waved to the people in the streets, who stopped and cheered for their Queen. The Pope was unimpressed and remarked, "That's nothing. With a simple nod of the head I can make the Irish cheer for years to come." The Queen remarked that she would like to see such a feat. So the Pope head-butted the Queen.