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Here's the best joke I found on a website of Irish jokes. Feel free to iImagine the ethnic group or individuals of your choice.

A pregnant woman was in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. The coma continued for nearly 6 months, but then she suddenly woke up, alarmed to find that she was no longer pregnant. Frantic, she asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replied, "You had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother came in and named them."

This caused the woman some concern, with the thought -- "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" -- flashing through her mind. With some trepidation, she asked the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it!

What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew."

Marcia


Does anyone know any good American jokes?