Port Raider Writing Contest

ARRGH! What is the guy doing with twinkling eyes with ONE eye patch! ARRRGH! Beggorah I says! Get below decks before the boom of common sense bonks me upside the noggin' yet. Geesh. I thought I had a good first draft there until you point out that little gemstone. Thanks buddy. I'll fix that one. In fact I'll do more than fix it. I will print this bugger up, criss cross it with red ink, put it on the grill, singe the edges and send it back....git er done! Oh aye. And...of course, of course, got to write a poem accompianing this epic 'bad pun' you say. Actually the WRITE ON thing I got from Writing.com as a word we sould use to encourage newbies. Hey wait a minute...I AM a newbie. All I got to do is watch 'Scrubs' and get used to being called that. Newbie. Better than Frisbee or some other word ending in 'bie'. Scrubbie. Tubbie. Chubbie. Oh forget it...

Thanks for the encouragement. Another goof - i start off callling it the Black Poem and somehow, that is a stretch, isnt it. I kind of wanted to put the ring of the Black Pearl onbaord but I dont ahve a Capn jack Sparrow to throw in there...at least....not yet. I'll be capn JAMES Sparrow in the poem. So there. Now alls I need here is some Captain Morgan Special Barrel Reserve to inflame the imagination.

Clap clap clap - ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh man. bad one. Thank god for penicillin.


Until then,

Capn James