Belated B'day Excuses: 200 wd contest

A few hours before I go to sleep I left my car keys inside the lamp so I don’t forget them when I wake up. I forgot it open and it was too hot. I went to pick my oven gloves but I had left them inside the oven and they were burnt. I opened the water to cool the lamp, but I couldn’t stop the valve so my house started to flood and I couldn’t leave. I left my door open so it doesn’t flood and I stole a bike to come as fast as I could. I realised it missed a pedal so I went with one pedal as fast as I could. Suddenly I lost the tyre and I got a taxi and he was a thief so I did not have my wallet anymore. I ran all the way back to the house to get money but after a blackout I got stack in the elevator. Then the police that got me out thought I was a thief and they had to interrogate for 3 hours. So that is why im late, not that I overslept or something.