Flower Power Auction

To all my fellows,

Thanks for the fun, I am sorry you, let me clean house sort-a speak, I was not being greedy but the prices where just to low to pass by. I mean look at the deals I got:


55 Reviews, 2 Gift Certificates, 4 Merit badges, 1 Awardicon, a full length Published romance novel (worth $24 US) (my wife will be thrilled I got her something) and a guess appearance in an up and coming blockbuster. (though I won't tell my publicist, he will be mad, if I did something he cant charge me for)


All for the minor sum for 570,000 Gps. Oh, my, that is like $57.00 US. That is insane, if you just look at the reviews alone. It will take someone at least ten minutes to read one of my chapters or shorts. Then they will have to try and form some kind of opinion about them, sort through my lazy SPAG issues. Then write a review to point out all my mistakes. If they only list half, it will take a good reviewer at least an hour to complete the process. That is payment of $1.03 per hour for review and editing services.

My last book cost me just under $4,000 (in real dollars) just for copy-editing, Yes where are the rest of the auctions, sign me up.

love you all, please don't hate me, if you send me a sad face, I will try and make amends. By offering you, my own reviews (for what ever they may be worth) on some of your postings.

"I could do so much for the world, if I could just find my round 'Too-it'." Joey C