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by Pita
Rated: 18+ · Message Forum · Comedy · #1906319
Thanks for SLAMMING, this contest has finished
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Dec 10, 2012 at 1:11pm
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Re: Round 1
Judgy Stew

I got a crockpot.
Don’t you know I hate cooking?
Put a lid on it.

Yes, I get it, dear.
Throw in the ingredients
and just walk away.

Let me spell it out.
See are oh see kay pee oh
tee. Give me pee jays

next year, oh kay? Not
a cooking utensil or
kitchen appliance.

This is a bad, bad
haiku non-thank you note, dear.
It stinks. Don’t judge me.


Really, don't judge me! This is a sample from a fellow judge to get the stinkball rolling!!
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