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Rated: 18+ · Message Forum · Comedy · #1906319
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Dec 11, 2012 at 12:33am
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Re: Round 1
by Roscoe
The Wurst Christmas Gift



The gift wrap now shorn
reveals freakshow of six-packs
that's clearly gay porn

And lewdness overt
from some chest-thrusting bimbos
impossibly pert

Invited to slim
With this Exciting Full Year's
Membership of Gym!

I am what I am
I suck belly in; await
the turkey and ham



Katya made me do this (except for the poetic rhymes and the poetic centering and the poetic colour)

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