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Dec 12, 2012 at 10:08pm
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Re: Round 4
by A Non-Existent User
Topic 1

Go to Work

sung to the tune of "Silent Night"

Go to work, go to work
On Christmas, in the night
All because of that stupid boss
Now, I should be watching "Jeopardy"
With my wife and children
With my wife and children

Go to work, go to work
Freezing cold in the room
My wife and children must be warm
That's because they have a fireplace
I'm so jealous of them
I'm so jealous of them

Go to work, go to work
I am mad with my boss
Why did he make me go to work?
I want to punch and kick him so bad
Then see him cry and weep
Then see him cry and weep

Topic 2

I wish I can find the bathroom

sung to the tone of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

I wish I can find the bathroom
I wish I can find the bathroom
I wish I can find the bathroom and throw away crap
I have stomachache, I need to go now
I've got to go now or it won't be nice

Oh, bring me the friggin bathroom
Oh, bring me the friggin bathroom
Oh, bring me the friggin bathroom, so I can defecate

I won't go until I can waste
I won't go until I can waste
I won't go until I can waste, so bring the bathroom

I wish I can find the bathroom
I wish I can find the bathroom
I wish I can find the bathroom and throw away crap
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