Something Awful Comes This Way!

to the tune of
Deck the Halls

Fill the stores with Christmas carols,
fa la la la la, la la la la!
See the Santas shaped like barrels,
fa la la la la, la la la la!
As my card is void of credit
fa la la, fa la la, la la la
My gift list has had an edit,
fa la la la la, la la, la la!

Fill the stores with squalling babies,
fa la la la la, la la la la!
See the reindeer struck by rabies,
fa la la la la, la la la la!
Santa's elves need long hot showers,
fa la la, la la la, la la la
While you stand in line for hours
fa la la la la, la la la la!