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Toilet Scrubbing Sonnet

Listen young man, you made the mess in here
If you're going to piss ON the potty
And rob me of my holiday good cheer,
You'll clean it, or pee like your sis - squatty!
Begin with a brush and some robust bleach,
Scrub until the urine spots have vanished,
Then rinse it twice; this I strongly beseech,
Or the next ass to sit will be blemished
When they sit on a bleach-laden toilet.
Once you finish, I will give inspection.
Left him cleaning, instructions explicit,
Then I heard screams of girlish inflection.

In rushes his sister, face all a-flush,
He cleaned that damn toilet with my toothbrush!

Toilet Scrubbing Sonnet  (13+) Round 5 for Something Awful Comes This Way ~ English Sonnet. #1908374 by Ren the Klutz!