Something Awful Comes This Way!

Is that a pantoum in your pocket or are you just ....

I'm on this diet yeah trying to lose weight
I'm allowed a small square of white choccy
But my memory I have to say isn't great
So keeping to diet is proving rocky


I'm allowed a small square of white choccy
My memory though is getting really bad
So keeping to diet is proving rocky
I'm repeating myself too and that's sad


My memory though is getting really bad
Instead of one square might have three or four
I'm repeating myself too and that's sad
Perhaps I've even told you that before?

What did I want to tell you, let me think
My memory's so bad I just forget
Ah yes, the doctor says I need to shrink
I'm on this diet but no weight loss as yet



Yes, the title is completely gratuitous.