THE WHINE & CHEESE COMPANY, INC.
Jim Whinnery, Head Whiner
Dear Happy RedRidingHood 2002,
I havta say that yu all do got a powerful lot of time on yor hands. With all the thangs a hap'nen in thu wurl and yor monitor bites yuh. And what wuz yu a drankin or wuz it sumpin you took?
But, hit probubly wuz that you wudn't a sleepin enuff and jest weak. 'At's why you need to order one ove our Valentine Gift Pack. Oh, hit's got thu best cheese, hand squshed by Bubba his self and carfully wropped in that re-sanitized bread bag with a purty valentine on thu front. Why don't ya order a whole case as it seems yu do a lot a that typing.
And why don't you socialize with people sumtimes. Hit'll do you a wurl a good.
Hope you had a murry Christmas and Santy wuz good to you, brought yu sum o that Christmas Gift Pack from our store. Ya'll be good now.
All Writing.Com images are copyrighted and may not be copied / modified in any way. All other brand names & trademarks are owned by their respective companies.
Generated in 0.08 seconds at 2:56pm on Jul 01, 2025 via server WEBX1.