Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted! However, since you truly had no business doing the dance of the sugar plum fairies while wearing your daughters tutu....at work no less....your boss catches you mid leap...but instead of interrupting your magnificent rendition...he records your dance and posts it to you tube Facebook reddit and Twitter with the caption "6foot 5 man escapes from bellamy mental hospital! then men with the special white jacket comes to take you away.

My wish
I wish that every morning I wake up at the perfect time with the perfect breakfast served at the perfect temperature. It's served to me by a handsome man who can only speak nice sweet things to me. I don't have to work because I am endlessly rich so I spend the day shopping for myself and others doing good deeds wherever I go and when I arrive safely at home this perfect handsome man willingly massages my feet and my back. A delectable dinner is served and I eat to my satisfaction.at the end of the night I retire to my bed and dream the sweetest dreams. I awake refreshed and my next perfect day begins.