roses aren't always red.....

First of all the song ends with the verse "...swallowed a horse, she's dead of course..."

However, the debate doesn't end there just because the song did...one must add that the way to eat an elephant is simple - one bite at a time. So it follows that if one could eat an elephant one bite at a time, why in the heck couldn't she manage a horse?

I have no idea why the rose color coding system never caught, but it all seemed rather simple to me.

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Send blue roses to your sad friends...including all those in psychiatric wards for depression.

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Send yellow roses to your scared and nervous friends...especially before they have to speak in public or go to court.

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Send green roses to those you are jealous of you...with a card "here sweety, I sending a dozen green roses to include you in my celebration of my getting that part in Seinfeld...call me well do lunch"

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Send pink roses to little girls - they always like pink.

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And no funeral would be complete without dozens and dozens of black roses...
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Forest Wolf
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