Bad to the Bone

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I sit here, a lurky turkey,
Trying to keep out of the way.
This boiling oven is getting murky,
Why can't they just eat hay?

Trying to keep out of the way
Before the cranberry sauce.
Why can't they just eat hay,
Not turkeys, like a horse.

Before the cranberry sauce,
I better try to fly.
Not turkeys, like a horse,
Can't, even if they try.

I better try to fly.
My feet are getting wet,
Can't, even if they try
To make me a cute pet.

My feet are getting wet.
I sit here, a lurky turkey.
To make me a cute pet,
This boiling oven is getting murky.