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Your rant rocked!!!

I've always noticed (and envied) that you have a pretty strong self esteem. You just don't feel embarrassed about who you are it seems. I'm always aware of my dorkiness or my voice or opinions, even how I walk for Heaven's sake! The way you walk has intense precense and commands respect, from what I observed being around you, live and in person.

Whoa, cool beans, you lost weight after going 100% organic! I wonder why that is? Do you suppose the pesticides on un-organic foods have more calories?!

Would you be upset if you lost weight? (Well, I imagine that you wouldn't lose weight unless you wanted to, so, yeah, stupid question!) Would it creep you out if you woke up 120 pounds one day, because it wouldn't suit you as well? I sometimes imagine myself in size 1 jeans, with my hipbones sticking out and my legs like a spider's...it creeps me out!

What do you think about all the health stuff out there these days that urges people to not have too much fat on their hips/stomach because it means a big increase in risk of heart disease, cancer, stroke, and diabetes? Do you worry about that? Not to shoot down your pride in yourself, though, darling! Or to hint that you're unhealthily obese or something.

Julia Roberts...yeah, I wouldn't doubt that she has issues, too. Then again...doesn't everyone? Maybe you don't, you lucky, healthy lass?

It just irks me to no end that every actress (save Kate Winslet, Queen Latifah, Kathy Bates, and a few precious others, bless them) is thin. When I watched Vanilla Sky the other night, I felt just so...almost choked up with anger because Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz were skinny as rails. I don't think I've ever seen actresses in a movie be thinner. It looks so bad, actually...hear me out, they have no ass!. These days, it's attractive to have some beef on the behind. Thank God. Now if culture would applaud the same of all female parts!