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Welcome to the weirdest people ever. The weirder your entry, the better. Come on in.
Ladies and Gentlemen

Welcome

to the

PROCLAMATIONS OF IRREGULAR ALPHABETICAL SIMILARITIES

The BEST and WEIRDEST In and Out....EVER!!!!!

Here, we are weird. So, if you're not weird, please, show yourself to the door. I insist.
Here, we are witty. So, if you're not witty, the door is down the hall and to the left.
Here, we are wild. So, if you're not wild...




THE RULES!!!!!!!

I will supply a word beginning with "A". The next word MUST MUST MUST relate to my word. And it MUST MUST MUST begin with "B".

See? "A" is the first letter in the alphabet. "B" is the next letter in the alphabet!
BRILLIANT!!!

Now. The twist. Say my word is "apple". Apple ends with "E"!! Thus, the next word must begin with "B" and have the letter "E" somewhere within it!

Example. "Apple."-"Berry (They're both fruit!)"

SEE?????????

Perhaps another example to illuminate the more...dense...among you?

"Berry". It ends with Y. The next word will begin with C because it's next in the alphabet, and it with have Y in it somewhere!!!!!!!

Thus.
"Berry-Cyclops(cyclops has one eye that looks like a berry!!"
Now Cyclops could be replaced with...Cylinder...if you can find a way to relate it...Clumsy....again, relate it somehow...Cindy....relation!!!

...got it??...

Every word MUST MUST MUST relate to the word before it!!! And an explanation MUST MUST be given!!

Ok. That's all.

Oh. When you get to "Z", the next later is "A". Not complicated.

Ok. That's all. For real.

The End.

Ready? Set?

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO??: Coal Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 08-27-08 @ 10:13pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Raspy-How your voice will sound with half-a-mouthful of teeth and nothing but whiskey to wash down the rest

WHO??: stranger Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 08-28-08 @ 12:31am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Tipsy - The combo of stogy and whiskey may knock you just beyond this stage, into a drunken stupor that reveals many of your hidden secrets

WHO??: Nizza Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 08-28-08 @ 12:46am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Ugly - what most people become when they're just past tipsy and and reek of whiskey and stogies.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 08-29-08 @ 8:57am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Veracity - everyone will doubt yours if you reek of whiskey and stogies

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 08-30-08 @ 8:05am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Xylophone - what your nasty little brother plays to help you clear you head as you feebly wave your hands and say "Don't... don't... please don't do that."

WHO??: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 08-30-08 @ 8:09am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Xig-Xag - alternate spelling of Zig-zag, if you happen to run out of z's

WHO??: Ravenwand, Rising Star! Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 08-30-08 @ 8:10am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Yell - what you do to your brother right before you break the xylophone over his head.

WHO??: stranger Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 08-30-08 @ 2:39pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Alligator- what your brother sets loose on you after you smack him, and also what you might hallucinate when your smoking the zig-zag

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 08-31-08 @ 9:41am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Chucking - what you will be doing up after eating too much alligator tail.

WHO??: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-01-08 @ 4:57am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Ducking- what we'll be doing while you 're chucking

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-01-08 @ 10:25am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Ewwing - What I'll be doing when I get done spewing.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-02-08 @ 9:01am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Go - What the guests did when the castanets came out and the provocative Spanish after-vomit courtship dance began.

WHO??: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-02-08 @ 9:01am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Gollygeewillickers- what Beaver said after he read all the disgusting spewing, chucking etc... weirdness

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-02-08 @ 9:09am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Hose - Beaver got the garden hose and washed away the spew, then when everything was clean and fresh, he drank a Mountain Dew.

WHO??: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-02-08 @ 9:34am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Igottapee- What Beaver said after he drank too much Mountain Dew

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-03-08 @ 9:54am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Jerry - the first name of the actor who played Beaver - Jerry Mathers - and an excellent piece of trivia that you should memorize because it might come in handy again in a future In&Out

WHO??: stranger Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-08-08 @ 7:40pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Kompletely Bored - What you have to be to find out such useless trivia

WHO??: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-09-08 @ 4:29am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Livedalongtime: What you have done if you remember when such trivia was common knowledge.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-09-08 @ 8:00am
WHAT!!!!!!!: MessingaroundwiththeformatoftheIn&Out - what you are doing when you run words together for a quick easy post

WHO??: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-10-08 @ 5:22am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Nahnah Na Nahnah- what you say to in & outers who take in & outs seriously.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-10-08 @ 8:55am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Oprah -- she's gonna come and pound in your head if you don't straighten up and get serious about this In&Out

WHO??: TSC Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-10-08 @ 6:11pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Pharaohs. Ruled Egypt with an iron fist, much like Oprah and the talk-show world.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-11-08 @ 9:57am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Rust - what will happen to Don Quixote's armor if he doesn't keep it dry

WHO??: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-11-08 @ 10:47am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Stainless Steel- rust proof armor

WHO??: TSC Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-11-08 @ 2:33pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Thimbles-Made of steel.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-13-08 @ 7:17am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Unusual - the kind of connections your mind makes

WHO??: stranger Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-17-08 @ 12:15am
WHAT!!!!!!!: valuable- your contributions to this in and out, story creator. I like you, even if stevo doesnt.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-17-08 @ 8:57am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Weird - what the idea that Steve doesn't like TSC is

WHO??: TSC Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-17-08 @ 2:36pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: X-friend. What everyone here definatly isn't.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-18-08 @ 8:44am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Yod - the Finger of God or possibly TSC

WHO??: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-18-08 @ 10:06am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Zeewiz- Zeewiz ,will you two take your love-fest offline

WHO??: TSC Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-18-08 @ 1:25pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Budding-The process in which a bud is formed when a mommy flower, and a daddy flower love each other VERY much...

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-19-08 @ 9:18am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Cooing - the sound of a daddy pigeon telling a mommy pigeon that he would like to have sex now

WHO??: TSC Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-19-08 @ 11:21pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Disgusting: How our conversation must seam to other people.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-20-08 @ 6:37am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Energized - How they really feel to be hearing fresh frank talk about bodily functions

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-21-08 @ 8:34am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Gonads - Daddy pigeon had big ones

WHO??: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-22-08 @ 8:51am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Herpes-Momma pigeon gets around.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-23-08 @ 9:17am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Instinct - no brains, no choice, you don't need to tell them to "just do it" - Mommy and Daddy pigeon just do

WHO??: TSC Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-23-08 @ 2:41pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: 'Jected: Slang term for ejackulated.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-24-08 @ 6:20am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Kids - the biological reason for all the hanky panky, except pigeon kids are called squabs or pigeonlings or something

WHO??: Ryno Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-24-08 @ 4:53pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Lovenest - where Mommy and Daddy pigeon live.

WHO??: TSC Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-24-08 @ 7:24pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Monkeys-They can be mommys and daddys too!

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 09-25-08 @ 9:50am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Nuts - what you toss at the monkeys at the zoo to try to make them stop doing the mommy/daddy thing while your children are watching

WHO??: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 10-06-08 @ 4:47am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Opium- what you must be smoking if you think a monkey would prefer nuts to procreation.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 10-06-08 @ 10:14am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Poem - Something a monkey would never write. All they do is procreate and fight.

WHO??: stranger Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 10-14-08 @ 9:54pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Quack- Another thing monkeys don't do. Although it would be cool if they did.

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 10-15-08 @ 8:53am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Ruckus - the sound of a hundred monkeys quacking

WHO??: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 10-31-08 @ 9:47pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Tasers - if you got 'em then use 'em on the monkeys and help end the stampede

WHO??: Mr. Chowda Head Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 01-27-09 @ 7:57am
WHAT!!!!!!!: Unicycles- what to give crazed monkeys to give them something to do besides stampeding

WHO??: Dad Author IconMail Icon
WHEN???: 05-24-09 @ 1:47pm
WHAT!!!!!!!: Wisdom - it takes no wisdom to know that monkey can ride unicycles. And, it takes very little wisdom for certain people (especially those named "dad") to know they can't.

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