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A woman fed up with junk calls misses an opportunity |
I’ve been getting junk phone calls all week…ALL DAMN WEEK! So many bill collectors and telemarketers and…some fool with the wrong number! However, I have one call that tops’em all – an invitation to be on Oprah Winfrey’s show! I don’t even know why I stayed on the phone as long as I did… …”Hello, Can I speak to Christine Nelson, please…” “Um, yes, this is she.” “Yes I am calling you about an exciting opportunity!” Here it comes! “Um, yes…” “I am a producer from the Oprah Winfrey show and I would like to invite you as a guest to our show.” What the hell?! “A guest on whose show?” “Oprah Winfrey show, ma’am.” “um, yeah, I need you to loose my number.” “Ma’am?” “Yeah, I don’t know how you got my number, but don’t call me again. Loose my number please!” “But ma’am, this is a great oppor-“ “Loose my number, pranker!!!” I slammed the phone down! A week later, I happened to see one of my old professors on the Oprah Winfrey show… …”Yes, I am so glad to be here. I suggested that one of my students come join me on the show, but she was not able to make it. She would have really benefitted from the $1 million dollar prize money you were offering, Oprah.” No, it can’t be…DAMN! |
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