Bill walks into his tool shed, and grabs one of his favorite bags of fertilizer. Turning the package around, he read the ingredients on the back. They were as follows: Uranium 235, Plutonium, hexaflouroethylene, nitrates, phosphorus.
"Holy Crap!" he exclaimed, after reading about the radioactive ingredients.
Bill heard a weird squeaking noise, which sounded like a mouse, but wasn't quite as high pitched. He soon found the cause of this noise, which was a giant 5 foot long mutant rat, who had apparently been eating the yard fertilizer in the shed.
The axe was hanging nearby so he grabbed it and was going to take swing at the rat, but the rat bolted for the open shed door and took off into the dusk.
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