This choice: She could always get fatter • Go Back...Chapter #7Obeseifier by: SonicV   If you looked up the word “ugly” in the dictionary, who’s picture do you think you’d find?...That’s right, Meg Griffin. Oh how the people of Rhode Island never got tired of that joke…granted, they actually insisted and got all of their dictionaries to put her picture in that section, but that’s beside the point. Fact is, Meg is told daily by practically everyone that she is repulsive, hideous, but most of all, fat.
Heck, even right now she was stuffing her face. Just sitting on that couch, shoving more potato chips down her throat, she’s already nearly emptied an entire bag. Each salt and fat enriched bite only added to that already greasy and blubber enriched lump wearing that stupid pink hat. With every chip, Meg’s jeans seemed to only get tighter, as well as her top. Her protruding gut was just inching to poke out from behind her T-shirt and spill over her jeans, all because she couldn’t stop shoveling more and more into her fat maw which slobbered disgustingly every time she…good god, if this opening was anymore anal, it might as well be written by Stewie himself.
Speaking of whom, Brian was just walking down the hall upstairs when he passed by Stewie’s room. With the door open, he spotted the maniacal infant placing what looked like all of his weapons and other gadgets into boxes. Naturally, he walked in and asked “What are you doing?”
“Oh, hello Brian. Well if you must know, I’ve been running out of room in my weapons compartment, so I figured it’s time to weed out the heard. It’s not hard because honestly I can’t believe I even bothered to make some of these things. I guess I was just overwhelmed with ideas and even after creating them I shelved them, like Fox and Dark Angel, Tidus, Undeclared, Action, That 80s Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Ricter controls the universe, Skin, Girl’s Club, Cracking up, The Pits, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanted At Large, Castello, The Lone Gunme, A minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keene Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, and Greg the Bunny.
“Didn’t we already make that joke?” Brian asked, to which Stewie said “Yep.” Brian just shrugged and looked around while Stewie went to grab another box. Curious, Brian rummaged through one of the full ones and took a look at some of these weapons. He found a mechanism that could turn dog poop into gold, a radio transmitter disguised as a silver dollar, and video camera designed to look like a giant gun. Finally though, Brian’s hand fell on a gun that was boldly labeled “Obeseifier”. It was easy to guess what this thing was supposed to do just by the name, and taped to the back of the weapon was a list of celebrities is had been used on, including Kirstie Ally, Brittney Spears, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Brian chuckled, but right below the list was a warning written by Stewie. It was to remind himself why he abandoned this weapon. It read “No matter what the configuration of the components, effects of the gun could potentially cause unknown mutations.” Which given the people the gun was used on made perfect sense.
While reading the note though, Brian’s finger accidentally slipped and hit the trigger! He gasped as the ray fired and shot out the door. It bounced off the glass of the picture frames as it made its way down to the living room where Meg was watching “That 70s Show.”
“God I can’t believe I’m not going be around to see you two together.” Donna said, as she and Hyde saw Jackie and Fez as a couple for the first time. She continued to speak just before Hyde raised a good point “It’s going to go one of two ways. It can be a disaster or-“
“Hey wait a minute,” everyone look towards Hyde as he spoke up. Naturally Donna asked “What?” To which Hyde pointed out “Man, am I the only who’s noticing that this is like third guy Jackie’s about to bone?” As things became awkward, Jackie got very quiet.
“Hey yeah, first she did it with Kelso a million times, and then with you.” Donna pointed out. Sure, Jackie claimed that what she and Fez had was real, but she had said the same thing with Kelso and Hyde. Plus, that still didn’t change the fact that she did it with two guys in the gang over and over and over again before now. All of a sudden, Kelso walked in.
“Oh yeah Hyde, you uh…you might wanna get yourself checked out, BURN!...No seriously man.” He admitted. Naturally Hyde responded “Ah damnit!” Then, Fez pushed Jackie aside.
“This isn’t going to work out.” He told her, but she tried to save her skin by stating “What? No please, come on! I mean, didn’t you always want to sleep with a ton of girls?” Fez however said “Yeeeeeaaahhhh well…..See ya.” and ran off.
“Three guys, *Sigh* Jackie has it made.” Meg said. Just as she was praising the girl who didn’t take anyone’s crap and always got laid, the laser ray struck her. Her body was shocked by green energy for less than two seconds before it stopped, leaving the couch singed.
“What the hell was that?!” Meg swore. Before she could get an answer though, her stomach growled.
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