Unbelievable Colossal Growing Guys

“RIIIIIIIING” goes the doorbell, Annoying Mark’s rest.

“Who could it be at this time” he though, he checks on his watch, is only 17:00 “It can’t be Bryan, is too early”

The doorbell rings a second time. Mark grunts as he gets up from his chair and puts on his shoes. He goes to the door and opens, revealing an incredibly puny 5 ft 2, 120 lb skinny guy. It was Kevin, Mark’s 21 years old neighbor from across the street, who also works at the same office as Mark.

Mark could only chuckle at Kevin’s struggling to support this heavy cardboard box with his two scrawny arms. His legs are visibly shaking from the weight; it got a chuckle out of mark. He looks at the box and back at Kevin “For me? You shouldn’t have” Mark takes the box from Kevin, who shakes his hands in pain.

“Thank you” says Kevin, exhausted

”Don’t be a pussy; your masculinity is lighter than this” Says Mark with a hint of arrogance, Kevin gets a little annoyed.

“Smartass” reply Kevin, as he struggle to catch his breath “That’s actually for you. Some idiot at Fed-Ex mail it by mistake to my house”

The news hit him; he completely forgot he was waiting for a package. Sure enough, Mark turns the box and his name was in it, “Oh… Thanks”.

“Nah, is nothing” says Kevin “I’m curious, who mail you that”

“My sponsorship” Mark replies “They want me to promote it on my next competition”

“Well then, good luck I guess” Says Kevin, “Thanks Kev” Says Mark and with that, both men shake hands and say each other goodbye.

“Oh, Kevin” says Mark, getting the attention of the scrawny kid “Say hi to your sister for me”

Kevin just node affirmatively and Mark returns inside his house. Once in the kitchen, Mark puts the box on the table and opens it. Inside there was a sample box of GOLIATH protein bar. The box came packed with 50 bars and a note from the company:

Dear Sponsor

We thank you for accepting our sponsorship. As a gesture of gratitude, we ask you to enjoy
a free sample of our new GOLIATH, maximum performance Energy bar for rapid muscle gain.
Our secret formula would guarantee fast muscle growth unlike never seen before to blow every
completion out of the water, with no harmful side effects or drawbacks. Feel free of request a
refill of GOLIATH protein Bars at any moment. A new box would be sent to you, free of charge.

Have a Strong Day

GOLIATH. LMT.