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Chapter #4
Oops!
by: Unknown
Little Red Riding Hood, or Scarlet as she prefered to be called, skipped along, not noticing when Muffet landed in her picnic basket. All she wanted to do was take it to her grandmother. At last she arrived at the house. She walked in and went straight to her grandmother's bedroom. "Grandma! What big breaths you have!" she exclaimed, upon seeing her grandmother engaging in a romp in the hay with the Wolfe, Scott Wolfe that is.
"Oh dear!" said the old lady. It was hard to tell if this was the result of the shock of seeing her granddaughter or the joy of Scott's presence. "Don't you ever knock?!"
"Don't turn this around on me!" said Scarlet as her grandmother and the former star or Party of Five got dressed. "You're the one that broke the routine. Anyway, I brought you some food." She opened the basket and, instead of food, found a more plump Miss Muffet.
"Damn! You make good burgers!" said Muffet, following up with a belch.
"That was for my grandma!" said Scarlet.
"Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn!" Muffet shot back. "I haven't eaten since that friggin' spider stole my curds and wey!"
A fist fight insued and....
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