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A dark place existed. Dark and rather dank, filled with smoke and odd circular contraptions.
Oh, come on. It's cleaner than your room.
Anyway, this particular dark place was currently being occupied by four people. One was a brain dead human. We'll get back to him in a second.
The second was a creature that definetely wasn't human. Instead of normal legs, it seemed to float on the air. It had arms, but they were unusually long and lanky. And while this thing's body was black, it's face was white and expressionless.
The third man was human, just in a rather overdone rubber suit surrounding his body. Thankfully his face looked normal.
The fourth was an even odder creature. It was humanoid, but had zebra stripes and fur on its body.
What the hell does this have to do with GTS? I'll tell you.
"Doctor Lee Keflen. Why is it that you continue to force this human to write these things? I swear, if I see one more chapter about a fat girl with a round belly killing people, well, it makes me wonder if Earth was the right place to come for our experiments. The Reconstructive Experiment Empire Mess should be disectting the best specimens in the universe. Any species that produces 'Mammoth Moms' doesn't even qualify as intelligent life."
"No, Emperor Lar Deuce. You see, I believe that these infantile stories hold the key to the human thought process!"
"WHAT?!"
"I'm serious. Think about it. These fetish stories are supposed to appeal to the most primal parts of the human brain. Therefore, we could reason that by examining how a mismash of cliched words sets off people, I could find out how to duplicate the human brain into those genetic monsters you keep bragging about!"
"That is the second-dumbest thing you've ever said. I'm terminating this project. No more bad GTS stories!"
"Emperor! Please! Maybe going to writing.com wasn't the best idea. What if I...I dunno, kidnapped a bunch of GTS fans and exposed them to a controlled experiment and saw what worked and what didn't? I'll get the worst authors the internet has seen!"
"Seeing as your experiments with the corpse haven't worked so well...well, alright. Ley Wanda?"
"Sir?"
"Go with the doctor and take some of the Zolors to kidnap idiotic GTS authors. I'll MOM them!"
That's right kids. Bad GTS stories are really an alien conspiracy to find out how to best duplicate humans! Because let's face it, no one would make that crap if they were writing.
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