Frightened at the proposed choices, you mumbled something unintelligible, which she replied, "Armpit shaving it is! Man do you have a job ahead of you".
Horrified at the given task, you try push off the fat mom's grip, but her greasy fingers were much too strong, as she did not even notice your attempts at escape.
"Now", she continued, "let's get you a nice razor". The mom leaned over to the night stand within reach and scrambled around the cluttered mess.
"Hmmm, looks like they're all clogged and broken. We're going to have to improvise some how."
Your thoughts are barely on your ramble, as your mind is too repulsed staring at the armpits, the place that you will have to keep company for quite some time.
After some time of thinking, the odorous mom said to you, "Everything else I have seems to be to big for you to even hold. I guess you'll have to improvise. A big strong man like yourself will probably have no trouble pulling my hair out with only your body."
With that she raised her left arm slowly, revealing the jungle of sweat stained hair that encompassed her entire armpit. You scream at the sight, but she fails to hear it. The mom happily drops you into the pit and immediately brings her arm back down, imprisoning you to your fate.
You immediately find yourself entangled in the mess of foul smelling hairyness, as you try to find your way around. Your breaths once again bring you to gagging because of how overpowering it is to your lungs. The aroma is leaving you in a teary-eyed, puke inducing mess as your body slips and slides around the sweaty skin of your girlfriend's mom. Your state is a neverending state of discontent. Because the flab of skin blanketing you is so heavy, you are unable to stand up, only crawl around in the hairy jungle.
"I'll let you out when my armpits are as smooth as a baby's bottom", you hear the mom's muffled voice shout. Even as your nauseated at the aroma each breath brings into your lungs, you're thoughts linger on how to accomplish such an impossible task of getting removing the huge mass of hair in this area without any tools given to you.
You bring your hands to the one of the sweaty strands of hair and forcefully try to follow it to it's source, which brings your face deeper into her pits until you're to the point of kissing it. Once you find the source, you use all your might to pluck the strand of hair out of the skin. Using all your might, and fighting the horrid stench of the air and sweat around you, the piece of hair comes out of the mom. As you do this, the mom's arm squeezes around you in excitement.
"Oh wow!" she giggled. "That tickled. I know I'll be enjoying this." As she said this you realize you're going to be in here for quite a while if this will be the process you take in shaving the mother's pits. There has to be another way, you think to yourself, still nauseated by the ever persistent aroma. You come to a horrid realization that the hardest tool you have at your disposal is your teeth.
You experiment with this thought as you reluctantly inch your way to another strand of hair's root, forceing your body near the source of the pungent air around you. You hesitantly open your mouth and bring it towards the root of the hair, and pulling it with your teeth, allowing the pungent juice the mom produces to enter your mouth, leaving you about to throw up. You overcome it, however, and give it a pluck, and it comes out more quickly than the previous method. So much faster, that it will probably reduce your time in this prison by a significant amount.
As you breathe the humid, disgusting oxygen around you, you contemplate the two methods you'll use, as you realize that this armpit will be your new home for at least a few hours. How will you remove the armpit hair?
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