“Yes, this is possibly the best reality show or any show I’ve ever seen in my life. No actors, no contrivances or phony crap; The best special effects with an unlimited budget. Your people on the ground really did a number on that Kerri. Great work!” Kelly said as she praised her friend, Dr. Jennifer Ulstof of HomTech Industries. “Yeah, just soaking in the bath. I’m watching the whole thing go down on this really cool flat screen TV I had put in my tub above the faucet. Just wait until I tell Kerri about the whole thing, Jenny. She’ll never…oops, better watch that ferry, Kerri [Kelly spoke to the TV, sponging herself, interrupting her cell phone conversation with her friend], those people are gonna be toast if you add another car.” “Hey, Jenny, I’m too wrapped up in this. Let me call you back. Hold on. Before I go, just confirming…private jet ready to take me to Kelston tonight? Your people are ready for me?” Kelly adjusted her bath pillow as Jenny assured her all plans were still on. The bathing beauty took a sip of wine as she hung up the phone. “I think she’s about to sneeze.”
A NEW WORLD ORDER
A powerful and sensual female aroma hovered in the warm air, as though mother nature herself was sexed up. It was enough to drive even the most panicky people to distraction, to forget that a 140' woman was casually destroying people's property and endangering lives. That was part of the double-edged sword of a beautiful woman as a giant. Super-sized sexiness, but superhuman height, oversized body parts that simply get in the way of average people in a big city.
“OK, now pull up just so slightly. And you, Ma’am, steer your car a little to the right,” a helpful man gestured as people gathered around him to help.“Sir, can you move your Escalade up a couple more feet, just so it touches this woman’s car?” he continued. The fellow ferry passenger was all to eager to comply. Chatter among the passengers of the idle water vessel picked up as the menacing sight of a giant female crane-like arm re-appeared high above their heads The giant hand clenched yet another vehicle, a Ford F-150 Pickup, carrying a substantial load of fertilizer. EXCUSE ME PEOPLE, Kerri boomed from her giant raft. JUST NEED TO MAKE SOME EXTRA ROOM. Still holding the heavy pickup, Kerri used the back of her hand and knuckles to push several cars forward, the sound of tires rubbing against the ferry’s surface fraying already jumpy nerves. Kerri's greasy hand reaked of sun lotion and banana. The shift in weight caused the boat to groan. “The boat’s gonna tip,” a man yelled over to Kerri, who dismissed his protest with a smile and wrinkle of her nose. LET ME PUT THIS TRUCK DOWN AND I’LL GET SOMEONE TO GET YOU TO SAFETY. NO MORE CARS, I PROMISE.
With just inches to spare, Kerri placed the big red truck behind a black Porsche. The driver promptly exited the sun lotion soaked vehicle. There were now 18 cars and trucks on the vessel along with some 30 people milling about. “Now, Ma’am, back you car up and you over there and there, get to the other side of the ship!,” a young woman directed in response to a sudden tilt of the boat. The ferry was anchored several yards from shore and its 15’ high-wire gates, temporarily erected to keep tresspassers away, had trapped all on board. Three people could be seen climbing over in desperation, but a bend in the top of the fence, stopped them cold.
People could do nothng but hope Kerri didn’t add anymore cars to the boat. The passengers watched as Kerri scanned the highway for police to aid them. Human-sized fingers picking and prancing about the cars and people on the highway just below her raft as she could be seen tapping on the hood of a police car with her gorgeous fingernail, adequately gaining the attention of the overwhelmed officers inside. HEY, CAN YOU HELP THOSE PEOPLE ON THE FERRY? THAT BOAT'S ABOUT TO SINK AND NO ONE, ESPECIALLY ME, WANTS TO SEE THE POOR PEOPLE DROWN. Kerri then cupped her mouth suddenly.
“Eew, gross, did she just eat someone?” a twentysomething woman asked. “No, I think she’s eating a piece of banana from the roadway. It stinks like banana.” Her boyfriend assured her as he monitored the car’s balancing on the boat. BURP! “Eew, she just burped. I can smell all the way over here,” several people complained.
ACHEW! A giant gust of wind accompanied by a rain of sweet feminine saliva enveloped the ferry passengers. “Holy shit! Get off the boat!” Tanya yelled to her friend Pam and everyone else. A large wave kicked up by the massive girl sneezing was headed directly for them. People scrambled over the parked cars as they attempted to scale the impassable fence, but the weight of people on the side of the boat only hastened the imbalance of vehicles as one car crushed up against the another. The impending waves kicked up against the boat, knocking people off the fence like rag dolls as they landed violently on top of cars and on the ferry’s surface. The sound of the overturning vessel was blood curdling.
Kerri’s designer sunglasses scanned the scene, the bikini-clad giant overtaken, paralyzed with awe at what she wrought; the sight of these puny people scampering like mice, so helpless in the presence of her impossible size, power and beauty. Kerri just lay on her raft, one cheek resting on her arm as she watched the doomed ferry toss people and cars into the river, the catastrophic event kicking up a wave of warm water that snaked onto Kerri’s raft, caressing her underside. Kerri sighed in comfort as her stomach, belly button and breast pampered in the warm water that subsequently pooled on the ginormous raft.
Adjusting her swimsuit gently as a light breeze swept across her tanned, silky back, Kerri took advantage of the distraction of the chaotic crunch of cars cascading off the boat and tiny people screaming to let out a faint fart that had been beckoning since she had been feasting on that humungous banana. No one noticed..The giant girl's sense of real-world giant woman experience caused her to purr under her breath in satisfaction, big deep sunglasses hiding the fun in her eyes.
RING, RING..”Hey Kell, Omigod, I just totally sneezed and that ferry tipped. How freaky!” Kerri quipped. “Seeing those people on the ferry, jumping the fence and... those cars, reminded me of the scene in ‘War of the Worlds’, Kelly added. "Hey, Kerri, I'll see you in a few hours."
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