Excited to show your new body to the internet, you grab the remote for a last minute touch up. Maybe some height and a bit more muscle, and you'd be ready to go. You flip the 2 switches up, then push the grow button, but nothing happens. You shake the remote a bit, and try again. you then slap it with your hand, only to get nothing.
Your heart races a bit, as you try the other switch combinations, and nothing works. No growth, no shrinking, nothing. You hit reset frantically, and still get nothing. "Oh crap, come on, no no no no." You say to yourself. "Come on you piece of shit." You say louder. Still, nothing happens. At this point, you have lost all your excitement. How can you live with a giant penis like this? It had grown soft, and laid between your legs, on your computer chair, against your huge, tennis ball sized testicles, then hanging off the chair. Your 10 inch soft penis would probably not even fit correctly in normal pants, let alone your giant testicles.
You slam the remote on your computer desk. "Fuuuucckkkk!" You say loudly. "What the hell am I gonna do?!" You needed to get some help, someone...You look at the remote, seeing no slots for batteries, no names, no numbers, nothing.
With no leads, you contemplate your options. First thing's first, you need to go buy a relatively good set of clothes. You glance around your room, and find your sweat shorts, which you usually use to work out. You grab your boxers, and slip them up your legs, and stuff your giant member inside. Your thickened leg muscles, along with your new giant package, create a huge bulge, and an obvious outline against your boxers, down the right pant, and the head hanging out the bottom. At least these will hold it down.
You then grab your jeans, and pull them up. They are incredibly tight, and the pain they cause as you try to zip them up against your testicles cause you to drop them, and grab your sweat shorts. You slide them on, and look in the mirror. Your muscular body is the only thing that might detract people from looking at the massive member in your pants. Even with the boxers tight against them, it swings in and out. You shake your head, thinking this is all you can do. You slip on your biggest T-shirt, which fits, and make your way out to the mall.
You quickly make it to the mall, not getting many stairs...that is until you get inside. Whoever noticed your grion would get shocked looks on their faces. families diverting their childrens eyes, high school girls pointing and giggling, some saying it was fake. You walk faster, and make it to whatever clothing store was closest, but you get stopped by...