"Screw her." You say to yourself. Is she really willing to stop a relationship because she doesn't want to adapt to a giant penis? One that you can fix anyway, with the remote? Screw that, she's being too indecisive. She's been playing cat and mouse for a while, and you are sick of it.
You know exactly where to go to find some girls that would like your new size. You run to your dorm, and grab your swimming shorts, and throw them on. You look at your body a bit, and decide to change some things to up the odds. You make yourself a bit taller, up to 6'4". Tall enough to be significant, but not too tall that if someone you knew saw you, you could still play it off. You added a bit of muscle to yourself, and then headed out to the beach.
You weren't in the mood to go around talking to girls, so instead, you laid down, under an umbrella, took off your shirt, laid down, and daydreamed to give yourself an erection, and pretended to be asleep. Slowly, your giant penis hardened, pointing upward, swelled, and grew skyward, pushing your shorts around, and making the pant legs slowly more up your legs. You looked at your giant, 14 inch pole standing upward, with it's giant head clearly visable at the top. You laid your head down, and pretended to be asleep, and waited for someone to approach you.
"Holy shit, look at that guy!" You hear a girl say in the distance. "He's freaking massive!"
"That's not real dude, he's just fucking around." You hear a guy say on the other side.
"That thing would kill me, I would never have sex with a guy that big." You hear another girl say, after a few moments.
"That's so disgusting, someone should wake him up and tell him to stop being so obscene."
"Mommy, what's in that man's pants?" You almost laughed at this one, especially when you heard the mother say "Oh lord, come on Timmy, don't look at that man."
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