You're awaken by the short fall from the horse's large rear. You missed the trip through the intestines, and the horse just ejected you from its massive backside. The horse has also released some manure along with you. You have no manure on you, but you can taste the mushy liquid in you mouth...which you spit out.
"You look like shit" laughed the horse.
"Oh, shut up" you mutter.
"Cheer up" said the horse. "at least you're not my manure"
"That's a comfort" you say.
"Wasn't that fun?" asked the horse.
"Not really" you say.
"You'll get use to it" said the horse. "oh, by the way...my name is Gwinny"
"The name's Tom" you say. You take a look around and discover that you're still in the stable.
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