Co-writer: JazeCraze15
Beast Boy stared at the door for a few minutes, collecting himself and making sure his penis was still working after that Tameranien death grip.
He sighed in relief, All systems go
He took a quick showers and changed into one of his spare uniforms.
"What the heck?" Beast Boy said pulling on his uniform, "It feels really tight all around. What's going on?" He ripped the collar to breath. When he completed that task, he went on a far more dangerous one: explaining why Starfire and Raven were in his room... jacking him off.
As he was going into the common room, he over heard Robin, Cyborg and Starfire.
"So, Beast Boy was in pain and you went into his room?" Cyborg asked as Beast Boy entered.
"Howdya you get in?" Beast Boy asked, "My door was locked."
"Riiight," Robin muttered in disbelief.
"I used the emergency override... I remembered the code because Cyborg placed a wonderful smelling present in Beast Boy's room. He called it... O' yes the bomb of stinking," Starfire said cutely
"So that's what's been smelling for weeks." Beast stated at the side of his mouth
"Why were you in there Starfire?"
"Because Beast Boy was moaning in pain as Raven and I entered."
"I wasn't in pain," Beast Boy defensively, "I was having a... Really pleasuring dream about R-, some other person I know."
"Pleasuring dream?" Starfire asked.
"Ooooo you had a sex dream!" Cyborg asked, "Who were you having sex with?"
"Not Starfire if that's what you're asking," Beast Boy said quickly.
"What is sex?" Starfire asked the three guys in the room. All three had various reactions. Beast Boy backed away with his hands up, Robin looked away blushing, and Cyborg began to laugh awkwardly.
"Err I don't know ask Cy," he said with various hand waves. Cyborg's mouth opened, but upon Beast Boy's statement, he gave a simple retort.
"Heck no, Robin can explain the little things about sex," he said. "But to be simple, it's how human reproduce."
"Ohhh, and you use that large creature which spews acidic white stuff to do this?" Starfire pressed on.
"Yeah," Beast Boy said, " I guess you can say it like that."
"So there was nothing wrong with you then?!" Starfire inquired in a high pitched squeal.
"No, not down there," Beast Boy said.
"Most joyous! I apologize for, what's the term friend Raven would use? 'Violating the personal space'" Star happily stated and glided across the room to tightly hug Beast Boy.
"Just don't do that again," Beast Boy said trying to pry from Starfire's grasp. Starfire nodded in compliance.
"So, now that we have that out of the way-" Robin began,
Cyborg interjected "How big (or little) was Beast Boy's 'monster'?"
"Hey!" Beast Boy said, "Don't tell him that!"
"Cyborg." Robin added in disappointment, but some where deep down he was minutely intrigued his self
"If you wish to know," Starfire levitated to Cyborg, "Look for yourself."
"How 'bout no. Nope. No thanks," Cyborg said, "I just wanted a girl's view on it."