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Chapter #3
In the Eye of the beholder...
by: Unknown
"What if I wasn't cute anymore?" Amy said at last. Everyone gasped at Amy. "You? Wondering if you weren't cute?" Bender said laughing "You've never thought that hard before!" Leela reached over and kicked bender so hard he fell off his chair. "Ok if you're sure" The professer said before pulling the lever. The machine whirred to life and hummed for a moment or two before shutting off and beefing loudly. "Whats it doing!" Leela yelled over the alarm. The professer pulled the lever back and shut the alarm off. "It's telling us the data is to vauge to calculate plausability" The professer said rubbing his chin "Amy you need to give it more information, cute is an objective opinion, there are a lot of different ideas of whats cute and further more not being cute doesn't mean you might not be other things, you could be attractive but not cute or ugly and not cute" The Proffesser told her. 'So pick something!" Bender said getting impatiant with Amy. Amy looked around the room "Well what if I wasn't cute by normal standards, and... well I can't think... can't the machine just decide on an option for me? Amy asked hopful she would get out of thinking. "sure it can!" The professer said and grabbed the "what if" mic "Data Search for, What if Amy wasn't cute by normal standards" the professer asked and pulled the lever. The machine whirred to life again and connected to the internet. It ran a serch for Cute and got 129 million results. The machine took a random sample of the results and began checking, it got 2 pages of unicorns and chibis and 3 pages with avaerage sexy girls but it was looking for non normal standards, it then checked the next page "Sexy Cute Eager BBW waiting for you" The machine scanned the images of the fat girls. "Cute: Fat" it re ran the search but with the new term "Cute, Fat" it got about 8.5 million results, It took another random sample and check the pages, it found images of fat girls in skimpy outfits, Fat girls gorging on vast amounts of food, Fat girls being force fed fattening treats by other fat girls. "This is the Cute standard I will use" The CPU stated.
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