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Chapter #4
Free Samples are Ample
by: Unknown
Theodore opened the fridge to get some milk and cure his thirst only to find it was devoid of any. Millions of times when he saw those accursed "Got Milk?" commercials were coming back to haunt him as he ran down the street to the market. He brought some milk along with a few candies and paid for them. He chugged the while gallon of milk (with pauses to eat some of his candies). When he finished he gasped for air.
He noticed he had some milk on his shirt and chocolate on his fingers so he went to the restroom to wash off. It wasn't until he looked in the mirror did he see what all his eating had done to him. He was always the pudgy one, but now he looked downright chubby. His gut was at least 3 inches out now and it wasn't simply his stomach bulging from food. No. It was a new layer of fat he had absentmindedly added to his frame and made him feel ashamed of gaining.
He started out for the exit when an aroma attacted him. He followed it to the source and found a free sample table. It was a kind of fish on a toothpick. He munched a few and was about to leave when he noticed a long trail of free samples and each looked more delicious than the last. He then remembered his fatter paunch, but concluded he might as well eat them since he couldn't possible gain any more weight than he had already. He ran up and down the aisle a few times stopping at each table at least twice. Finally,...
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