TF Chaos in South Park

One day Kyle was out trying to find his friends. He'd checked at Stan's house, Cartman's place and the hovel that Kenny called home but they didn't seem to be around anywhere.

"Damn it. Where is everyone? If I go back home my mom will just bitch me out or something. This day is beginning to suck hard." Kyle said to himself as he noticed a strange looking multicoloured rock sitting behind a dumpster in an ally. Kyle looked around then slipped into the ally and picked up the rock to examine it. He quickly realised it must be something pretty special then he heard a voice in his head.

"Kyle. I am the stone of unlimited wishes. I can grant you any desire no matter how strange, insane or perverted. Simply touch my and make a wish and as you say so shall it be." Said the disembodied voice. Kyle shook for a moment scared of what he had got himself into then smiled as he thought of everything he could do with this stone.

"Heh man. KICK ASS!" He said as thoughts and possibilities flew around his mind. In the end he decided too...