Lucario walked over to the group to introduce himself.
"Um... Hi," Lucario said, hesitatingly, "I'm Lucario. My number's 12. Do you guys have 8, 6, 14, and 42?"
"Oh god, no..." Kirby complained, "Don't tell me a noob is going to be our teammate?"
"Kirby," Mario said, "Be-a nice. You were new-a here also."
Then, directed to Lucario, Mario said, "Don't-a mind him. He's an idiot. Let me introduce ourselves. I'm-a Mario. The guy in-a the green tunic is Link. The pink ball is-a Kirby. And this yellow mouse-a here is Pikachu."
"Nice to meet all of you," Lucario said, "What are we supposed to do now?"
"Well-a," Mario thought aloud, "We just need to figure out who's-a going to be cooking for everyone."
"I don't follow," Lucario said.
"Well-a, one teammate from each-a team stays thin to cook for the rest of the teammates. Do you care if you gain or-a not?"
Lucario thought about it for a few moments, and then said, "Do we slim back down afterwords?"
"Of-a course," Mario replied.
"Then, I don't care."
"Well-a then, I guess that just-a leaves me and Link. I suggest we-a flip a coin."
"Winner cooks," Link said.
"Heads-a," Mario said.
He flung the coin up in the air, and it landed on the ground, showing...